Royal scrounger Kate Middleton’s family are cashing in on their new found aristocratic connections.
The Middletons own a company called Party Pieces. It is flogging off a range of goods to cajole people into celebrating the queen’s diamond jubilee. These include a crown shaped cookie baking kit.
Alas there’s no sign of a novelty guillotine. But the Socialist Workers Party will be producing “Stuff the Jubilee” badges—just as we did in 1977 for the silver jubilee—so you can celebrate in style. Phone 020 7819 1170 to order.