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Issue No. 2352

‘This pensioner chased me up the road brandishing his stick singing Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead’

Tim Haire, vice chair of Cambridge Conservatives, got more than he bargained for when canvassing last week


‘Everyone loves gold! It is a safe haven in troubled times!’

Blurb for Ukip’s fundraising competition. Gold prices have been falling since September


‘Pitiful’

A Bank of England director on their £400 a day wage


‘Industrial action will help no one except the enemies of the unions’

Green councillor Rob Jarrett tries to convince workers not to fight the £95 a week pay cut he is imposing in Brighton


‘We Official Monster Raving Loonies strongly object to use of the terms “fruit cakes and loonies” when describing Ukip’

Lord Toby Jug of the Monster Raving Loony Party. He said Ukip supporters were better described as “racists”


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Who Says?
Tue 7 May 2013, 18:58 BST
Issue No. 2352
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