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Tories vow to protect us from 'Terror Tots'

Issue No. 2416

New Tory education secretary Nicky Morgan is on a mission. She wants to make sure there’s “no place for extremist views anywhere in the education system”.

She’s particularly concerned that one potential hotbed of terror has so far slipped through the net. 

Morgan wants toddlers as young as two to be taught “British values in an age-appropriate way”.

Clearly this is a real and pressing problem, not just a racist bid for Ukip votes.

Across the country terrorist tots shuddered at the news that their dastardly game was up. Especially the un-British ones.

But maybe Morgan hasn’t gone far enough.

How are we expected to sleep soundly as long as newborn babies aren’t  being bashed on their head with thuggish jingoism?

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