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Issue No. 2451

‘Effectively getting rid of trade unions’

Lib Dem Vince Cable decides the Tories don’t like unions

‘Tory campaign useless. Cameron’s heart not in it. Not looking good’

An anonymous Tory donor complains about David Cameron’s lack of passion

‘I feel bloody lively about it’

Cameron expresses some passion in response

‘I’d rather you supported West Ham’

Cameron forgets how much he loves Aston Villa

‘As a child, Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is said to have devilishly hacked the hair from her sister’s beloved doll’

The Sun gets a bit excited

‘I’m not proud of it, but I’ve changed. My niece’s dolls have never come to any harm’

Nicola Sturgeon responds

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Tue 28 Apr 2015, 15:56 BST
Issue No. 2451
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