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Cereal firm wants its sugar to be part of your five a day

Kelloggs' interest in healthy diets, Rupert Murdoch's in Ukip and the rising sales of supercars

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Bad jokes and long pauses at supervillains’ mountain lair

More than 2,000 of the most appalling people in the world forked out £25,000 each for a five day booze-up in the Swiss mountains last week.

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Five things we hate about Ukip, a former banker's racist club

Ukip has outdone even the Tories at the old game of "I’m not racist but…"

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Things they say...

‘I will find them. And I will kill them’

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Rags owned by millionaires outraged at a six-bed house

It seems there isn’t enough outrage in the world for right wing hypocrites to throw at Heather Frost of Tewkesbury.

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Osborne should phone a friend

We’ve all been there. You get a letter from the mobile phone company that says you’re massively out of pocket.

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Wanna join the Bullingdon Club?

Fancy moving in the same elite circles as David Cameron, Boris Johnson and George Osborne?

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Glamour of part-time work on low pay

Just why are so many people desperate to work in coffee shops?

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EDL boot boy who was handy with a blade

Who can the people of Manchester expect to see on their streets when the racist English Defence League (EDL) tries to march there this Saturday?

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Detained for Oscar chance

Palestinian film-maker Emad Burnat thought he’d get a break from life under occupation when he travelled to the US last week.

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Going up... Going down...

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'Truly British' and in the dark

The "truly British family" of James and Emily Bradshaw is determined to go a year without buying anything foreign. It’s not going well.

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You can have any Labour you like - as long as it's right wing

There’s a battle on for the soul of the Labour Party—and both sides deserve to lose.

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The things they say

‘It is Alice in Wonderland territory, Orwellian almost’

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Fixed rates for lunch dates—but Hester keeps his bonus

The Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) carried on rigging the Libor rate for two years after we bailed it out.

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Toxic Tory outfoxed in the Huhne house

Senior Tories are said to be "de-toxifying" their brand. They might want a word with whoever selected Maria Hutchings as their candidate to replace Chris Huhne in the Eastleigh by-election.

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Marble Lady falls on stony ground

Former prime ministers are often remembered with statues in their home towns.

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What deficit? asks confused Cameron

David Cameron has received a stern letter from the UK statistics authority, telling him to stop getting deficit mixed up with debt.

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Shock grips nation as Polish people found to speak Polish

Last week brought earth-shattering news. Almost as many people in England and Wales now speak Polish as Welsh.

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Drunk, disorderly or arrested for autism?

Teenager Melissa Jones was arrested, spent ten hours in a cell and faced a gruelling eight months waiting to go to trial.

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